We couldn’t help but wonder what precisely David Thodey is doing here at Telstra’s half-yearly financial results conference this morning. It looks like he’s either planning to throttle someone, or is holding some kind of invisible ball. Or is it a new Xbox 360 Kinect move? Let us know in the comments.
Image credit: Telstra
We’ve got hold of Conroy’s balls like this.
“You see,if you grab Conroy like this…”
“….and when I get Mike Quigley alone in a room…..”
I’m picking up a theme already….
“Would you like your martini shaken or stirred, Sir?”
“The deal amounts to about $11b. In laymans terms, that’s a perfect clarify diamond about this big.”
rofl
NightKhaos +1
“Our profit is only this big, in relation to our assets”
He is doing Goku’s Kamehameha from Dragon Ball Z
Best answer so far. I was thinking more Naruto’s Rasengan though — with two hands ;)
“You DARE ask me that question!”… Begins Kamehameha
David was disappointed – his ‘bartender’ skit had gone down so much better at the AGM…
“I have a jar of vegemite in my office which I simply cannot get the lid off…”
rofl
Thodey is the sort of common sense guy who would definitely eat Vegemite ;)
I went over to that Asian call centre and ………………………..
“you see, my testicles have this strange swelling whenever you mention senator Conroy… oohh.. there they go again…”
You see, I eventually figured out that Sol’s brain was no larger than a small butternut pumpkin…
Heh, love this one…
“…and before David Thodey knew what was happening, the right hand figured out who to blame”
(needs a polish, but you get the idea.)
No NBN is big, really big, just imagine its a hose this big
…with $14b cash coming our way someday, maybe…
What’s the real problem with our customers service – in one sentence in english?
OK, Well – This right hand doesn’t know where this left hand is or what its doing or why mostly!!
“I was thinking about talking to the shareholders, and my guts turned like this…”
“I find your lack of faith disturbing …”
Don’t try to frighten us with your sorcerous ways, Lord Vader.
“In my hands I’m holding the Coalition’s alternative broadband network”
HULK
CRUSH
INVISIBLE
KITTEH
rofl best post yet
*To the shareholders*
“You see, we have NBN in the left hand, and Telstra in the right hand, and the plan is to mulch it together into one massive monopolistic ball”
I can’t post this one here, but here’s the link.
http://plixi.com/photos/original/77162540
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