This picture just arrived courtesy of Prime Minister Julia Gillard’s Twitter account:
Our question is — what is Gillard saying here? The funniest comment will win a bottle of red or white wine, courtesy of the fantastic Australian winery De Bortoli Wines. Yes, we know we haven’t yet revealed the winner of our previous caption contest, but we will get around to that shortly!
Image credit: Julia Gillard, presumably
“All your tweets are belong to me!”
They have the internet on computers now?
This is with my cynicism turned to 11 and the funnies on low, sorry, and I’m aware that it’s not even exactly a valid answer to your question. But that’s where the cynicism comes in:
“Prime Minister Gillard proudly shows off the first of the electronic bibles that will be distributed to all Australian school children as part of the newly announced $222 million funding for the Schools Chaplaincy program.”
+1 to this. Comedy gold.
“Hey, You know, this’ll distract them from our censorship for a little bit!”
Native iPad apps are un-Australian
“Paul, Mark, Bill, is this tweet OK? I can press send?”
” Gillard uses Twitter to communicate with fellow parliamentarian ‘twits’ “
This is what the internet will look like after we filter it
‘geeze, this slates much better than the stuff we had in Wales.’
I’m moving forward in the fast lane!
“I just Stevie a scam- through the portal of course”
“Twitter was boring until I started writing as @FakeFielding . Now they’re lapping it up!”
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(damn that Connroy, everything is censored now)
I’m confused. Where is the gratuitous cleavage/product shot?
“Guess where I keep my iPhone”
I know I can’t enter. I’ll just drink a bottle anywhoo
“Where’s the mouse on this thing?”
Julia Gillard shows off the power of the NBN by sending a bandwidth hungry tweet. Meanwhile Tony Smith is set to illustrate the coalition’s new broadband policy on an Amiga 500.
Check out the colour dif between her face and hands.
http://twitpic.com/2dli2m
In memory of Ted Stevens. A trend setter in the world of deluded politicians and technology.
“No Anonymous, I will not show you my tits and I will only put a shoe on my head if Tony Abbott does it first.”
“Erm, a little help here? I can’t find the ‘moving forward’ button…”
Now I can stick knives in Kevin’s back from the back of my car, using next-generation technology that is moving Australia forward.
“Conroy, you prick, you said this filtering thing would work. Your fired!”
“Oh, so section 3.3.1 is like Apple’s WorkChoices? Or our Internet filter. So how did Steve Jobs spin that again?”
“Hi Tim. Yeah I missed your message because I was busy tweeting from my fake Andrew Bolt account. Might go troll Wendy Francis for the lulz before I have to go back to being the ‘Real Julia’ *choke*”
“I’m not Jeff Hawkins”
“I know I am smiling like a fool but sekritly I want you to get that camera the $%^& out of my face or I will eat you JG”
“Hello voters, look at Tony, now look at me, now look at Tony, now back to me. Sadly Tony isn’t me but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice he could smell like me. iPad. Sitting in a car.”
That is HILARIOUS!
This new iPhone 4 is FAN-BLOODY-TASTIC!
At last, something to keep the jazz hands occupied.
The iPad. For when you’re red down under.
A PM’s work is never done….!
I know Obama has a Blackberry, but in Australia everything is BIGGER…!
Yeah… I would like to see Tony handle this. He probably gets his emails printed out….!
Shame the NBN won’t give me gigabit secure access in my car….sigh…keep smiling….!
Look Tony! No wires!
“I don’t know why I’m smiling; I can’t find ranga lesbian porn any more.”
OMG! Some Nigerian Prince has chosen me to help him get his family’s money out of the country … wait till Swanie hears.
Hey Kevin got your job and your iPad is sweet
Moving Australia forward … is there an app for that ?
I have no idea what this is, but I was told to smile so i’ll smile
Tony Abbot, with this tweet, I end you.
Julia: this ipad will help us ‘move Forward’
Look, I just brought down the libs website!
+1
Improve Public Speaking – Check, now to seek a dentist to fix my goofy grin – Hand me the iPad.
@JuliaGillardMP enters @Crust_Pizza #CrustFreePizzaFriday
Look its an email from Kev! He thinks it was Swanny who stabbed him in the back! LOL!
“Posted via my VPN in Barbados. #openinternet #mwahaha”
Woot I’m not on a rim connection here. !
I just ousted @KevinRuddMP as the Prime Minister of Australia
Ah yes, let me hold up this i-thingymejig. It will make me look smarter, if not hip with the youngsters!. Yes, that will get their vote! #evilplanstosecurepower
“What is this, a sandwich with words?”
come in red?
Moving forward, I’m going to ne-go-shee-ate one of these for every school as part of the education revo-loo-shun.
Moving forward, I’m going to ne-go-see-ate one of these for every school as part of the education revo-loo-shun.
“Wait till I post this to 4chan, you’ll shit bricks”
Gillard’s policies plans leaked…
“Thank God my iPad WiFi up-links to the defence satellite so I can tweet out here in the bush!”
“Look at this nutty email Bob Katter just sent me!”
Free ipads for all independants!
Wait until I find out who glued my lips.
Thanks to my new Apple ipad, I can now keep up the close, obviousleeee, genuine working relationship between foreign minister Kevin Rudd and moi, by sending him short timely messages via twitter, whether he be sent to New York, Paris, Beijing, Timbuktu, Outer Mongolia, The North pole, Sahara Desert or Siberia.
News Flash …. Shareholders vote Julia Gillard to be the Voice of Harvey Normans new Ipad Sales drive as her voice is marginally less annoying than Gerry Harvey’s.
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