At the end of our briefing yesterday with iiNet yesterday about its new FetchTV IPTV service, the broadband provider’s chief technology provider Greg Bader got out a goodie bag for us to take home with us.

This is a pretty standard event for journalists — companies often like to give us USB keys, pens, t-shirts, hats, notepads and so on, branded with their logos — probably in the hope that it will gain their brand some exposure in our unconscious thinking about their industry.

Yesterday’s kit was supposed to contain an iiNet/FetchTV t-shirt. But right at the last minute Bader remembered iiNet actually had something better. You can call it a “onesie”, you can call it pyjamas, you can call it “an adult babysuit”. But at the Delimiter office it reminded us of nothing more than a ninja outfit from ancient Japan.

So we thought we’d take it for a spin.

Like all vendor goods, it comes with the right logos prominently displayed on the front:

And what looks to be the slogan for iiNet’s specific FetchTV marketing campaign on the back:

Delimiter publisher Renai LeMay got … probably a little too excited with iiNet’s gift.

So we thought we’d give it away. What is Renai saying in this picture? We’ll send the iiNet “onesie” by post to the best entry, as well as the iiNet beanie that goes with it.

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1. Simon Reidy
   Posted 07/07/2010 at 1:47 pm | Permalink | Reply

   (To Senator Conroy) – “Filter This!!!”

2. Allison Reynolds
   Posted 07/07/2010 at 1:49 pm | Permalink | Reply

   Damn Simon I was going to say

   “Let’s see if it filters out THIS *sound of enormous fart*”

3. PointZeroOne
   Posted 07/07/2010 at 1:52 pm | Permalink | Reply

   “F$%@ YEAH!!! just warmed myself up like I do when surfing…..”

4. JP
   Posted 07/07/2010 at 1:57 pm | Permalink | Reply

   Hemorrhoids really hurt.

5. Davo
   Posted 07/07/2010 at 2:07 pm | Permalink | Reply

   Soooo Mr Conroy, your filter attack worked this time, but wait until I unleash my minions, Lundy and Garrett! They’ll rip off your face and sell it as whale meat!

   • Renai LeMay
     Posted 07/07/2010 at 2:08 pm | Permalink | Reply

     Garrett???? He might be the local member for the electorate that Delimiter’s HQ is in, but that doesn’t mean he is in any way effectual!!!

6. Darryl Adams
   Posted 07/07/2010 at 2:13 pm | Permalink | Reply

   Why didn’t you get @nanopunk to wear it? Afraid you get less page hits?

   • PointZeroOne
     Posted 07/07/2010 at 2:18 pm | Permalink | Reply

     No this is why http://twitter.com/NanoPunk/status/17855402268

7. James Purser
   Posted 07/07/2010 at 2:13 pm | Permalink | Reply

   “Arrrrrgh, remember, zipper must be pulled up slowly!”

   or

   “I dress up like this and still the Turtles look better than I do, Nooooooo!”

   • Leefe
     Posted 23/07/2010 at 5:07 pm | Permalink | Reply

     I like the zipper one.

8. AB
   Posted 07/07/2010 at 3:05 pm | Permalink | Reply

   Ohhh I wish I had an Internode onesie ;)

9. Geoff McQueen
   Posted 07/07/2010 at 3:12 pm | Permalink | Reply

   Woah!!! Conroy’s forced opt-in with of that gerbil should be filtered

10. Darryl adams
    Posted 07/07/2010 at 3:32 pm | Permalink | Reply

    Whoa PointZeroOne, massive disappoint in that link, was expecting a Jenna 4chan bomb :-(

11. Myke
    Posted 08/07/2010 at 9:53 am | Permalink | Reply

    “Great Teacher Onizuka!”

    Hmmm maybe

    “Bankai!”

12. Oh Smeg
    Posted 09/07/2010 at 11:40 am | Permalink | Reply

    Ahh… me now have factional ceremonial robes for proper induction in to Information Society….
    Democracy no need apply now, spoken word replaced with Sit Stay and Play!!!!!!!

    It was actually conceived by an Austrian Economist (according to wikipedia) but phonetically (the above) would suit English in a Chinese/Japanese Accent.

13. PointZeroOne
    Posted 08/04/2011 at 11:24 am | Permalink | Reply

    nothing to see here move along…..

14. PointZeroOne
    Posted 08/04/2011 at 11:25 am | Permalink | Reply

    spamming it up

    • PointZeroOne
      Posted 13/04/2011 at 1:18 pm | Permalink | Reply

      test

15. PointZeroOne
    Posted 08/04/2011 at 11:25 am | Permalink | Reply

    blah

16. PointZeroOne
    Posted 08/04/2011 at 11:25 am | Permalink | Reply

    bleh

17. PointZeroOne
    Posted 13/04/2011 at 1:19 pm | Permalink | Reply
18. PointZeroOne
    Posted 13/04/2011 at 1:24 pm | Permalink | Reply

    testing

    • Renai LeMay
      Posted 13/04/2011 at 1:29 pm | Permalink | Reply

      You rang?